to the people I mutually follow but have never ever talked to
So I saw a post recently saying we shouldn’t have brotps and talk about bromances because it’s effectively saying “no homo” and trying to erase queer elements of the ship. Oh, and at it ignores female relationships.
Here are the reasons I will continue to have brotps:
1. “Bros” has become a term…
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell